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Old 19th May 2012, 09:26
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Join Date: Feb 1998
Location: Formerly of Nam
Posts: 1,595
My perfect travelling alarm clock would have features like -

- Telling me the time in whatever timezone I'm in (a/update)
- Telling me what country I'm in
- Telling me what bloody hotel I'm in
- An ever present indicator that shows whether the sun is up
or down
- Auto-alert for happy hour at the nearest bar
- An alarm function that has a sexy chick's voice talking dirty
and tells me its time to get (it) up for her, with an increasing
volume level associated with a corresponding increase of her
desperate lust.
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