Harley, the OP was merely drawing the attention to the Torygraph. It will be in the Mail tomorrow if not yesterday.
Don't shoot the messager nor close a thread that is perfect for a bit of innocent banter.
AlR, 84 also used to drop off a 'survivor' at some inaccessible spot off the cliff. He would spend the day fishing and another crew would go find him. That theymight have seen some skinny dipping or sunbathing was entirely unconnected.