Thank you for the opportunity to comment, let me put it this way:
Most Islamic countries I have visited possess a rather pleasant stream of water that you can regulate with cold or hot water and lands right on your ass hole; not only saves the paper you allude to with some septic tank sarcasm, but also makes sure you walk away with a clean and hygienic spirit, the one you lacked of with criticizing your own former colleagues.
So I throw you the ball back in your hands, would you rather be pro-hopeless management? or would you try amalgamating with your own peers?
Cornuto!