Don't need a harley, we are renowned for our parties. We invite all the nice neighbours and his wife but not him. All the locals dislike him, even his late dog had no time for him. Even from a pup he would come and hang out with us untill the last person left. He would only answer to 'Jack' the name we gave him. When his time was due he made his way over to stay with us for his final hours. You would have to be a mean man if even your dog hated you.