Headmaster, if you arrive by air, you need all paperwork, if you arrive by a wooden boat, you have chucked it overboard to make it more difficult for the Dept of Immigration to find out who you actually are. There are more freckin passports floating around then there are fish up there. Then when the said dept tries to find out who they are, they whinge about being locked up. Most are economic refugees anyway, if you were scared ****less you would stop in the first muslim country you came across, not motor down to a Christian country that just happens to have centrelink. No centrelink in Indonesia mate. Anyway now you have a chance to welcome them and get paid. Just make sure your missus has her head covered, and you only serve halal.