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Old 10th May 2012 | 12:41
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TightSlot
 
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It's been HEPA for a while now, but couldn't say precisely when.
The "bugs in aircon" thing has been doing the rounds for a while. It is an urban myth but it makes a great story at dinner parties. Other favourites include...
  • Aircon packs routinely turned off to save fuel
  • Cabin temp turned up to force sleep
  • The brace position exists to enable dental identification post crash
  • Lifejacket whistle and light are purely for reassurance
  • Breast implants explode in a decompression
  • Pilots are grey-haired steel-eyed Sky Gods: Flight Attendants are gay if male and sluts if female and all of them are brain dead fascists: Baggage Handlers are thieves, Ground Staff clueless and Airline Managers incompetent. Rules and regulations are made up on the back of a fag packet by people with no training or experience purely to inconvenience customers who know better. (Sorry, couldn't help myself there, it just bust out like a sneeze!)

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