.................fresh shirt ...............
( there's posh for you !)
How unbelievably organised !
One of my crew - so he told me - walked into his hotel room on a Lagos trip, with the maid still inside his assigned room, doing whatever maids do to service recently vacated rooms. Said crew member threw his hat on to the bed, then fillled it with all the impedimentia from his pockets, and lastly his wallet, at which the maid lay down on the bed - and took her knickers off.
Must have been a Flight Engineer, they had all the fun, being the first point of contact for the girls when walking through the flight deck door.
Remember one Captain, who, when the sun was shining straight in the front window, produced one of the early Baseball style caps, with a longer peak than most that he could pull down over his eyes, trouble is he spoiled the admitted practically of the exercise by having a pair of Junior Jet Club metal wings that we gave to the kids, pinned on the front !
Nowt so queer as folk.