EWL - I do need that shrubbery too!
Mandatory equipment, the modern, PC mood conscious buyer also buys one with a sense of humour (SOH). To be ultra trendy the shrubber or shubarette should have the SOH firmly rooted (not in a biblical sense) in a fine mixture of the a Sense of the Ridiculous (SOR) and a modest amount of Self Denigration (SD).
This mixture is almost guaranteed (as seen on TV) to produce a well balanced, happy little shrubbery. But! a word of caution, do not feed an established Shrubbery pony pooh, it makes them unhappy, can lead to root rot which tends to kick up a hell of a stink during subsequent digging.
Zer vill be no frivolous laughter on my flight deck today, unt ve will not put down the silly veely thing OK; today ve fly for ze Circus. Ni and Nano Nano.