Music by Monty
ARTHUR: Shhh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to Camelot. [cut to knights singing]
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot [tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in CamelotI have to push the pram a lot.
ARTHUR: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place. Right.
Words by Python - Bollocks by annonymous donation.