Bert Nippleless would just deny this existed. It's simply not feasible that other airlines actually have a clue, or have a better system than his.
He was actually at the Staff Counter HIMSELF the other night and witnessed firsthand the fiasco of pax being left behind (London) whilst the aircraft departed with 9 empty seats. But do you think the useless $%#@ will do anything about it? Of course not. Why do your job when you can get away with walking pompously around the Benefits Centre with a phone glued to your head and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?!!
