Try going in a party clockwork ORANGE outfit.
That should do the trick.
Ps dont forget your recordable machine for terms and conditions,etc .
Nb On the scruff issue!One of our chaps got hammered for not having correct clothing in the sim even though it was 3 in the morning.
Easyjet pilots are generally smart unlike the people in the orange shed who often look like they should be selling BIG ISSUE!