It is fun to tell a supie, that all pilots join on the airbus fleet initially, and only the good ones stay and the weak ones go to the 777 because they can't cut it on the more advanced airbuses.
mate, I could tell you, but you wouldn't understand. It is all a bit too complicated for you. Lol
Ahh yes, the Stephen Hawking inspired "electric retard defence" usually followed up with a shrug of the shoulders, a puff on a Gauloises and a re mark along the lines of "crack? you zay crack? but dis iz not possible, dis iz an aerbooos, not some amburger eating iron anvil! I do not belieeeve you! You tell more lie zan an english wing maker!"