Your home pages are the Metoffice TAFS page and SkyDemonLight
You realise you spend more time with aeroplanes than you do at home
You have bits of aeroplane in your car / pocket / house / (handbag)
You forget that a car has a chassis, not a fuselage
You're glad you're not married, because if you were then you'd most likely be divorced (and that costs money that would better be spent flying)