Geez Blackie sounds like the safety watchdog and regulator should employ your good services. Investigations could be wrapped up in a day with your fountain of wisdom and expertise...BH: " Ahh it was just the silly bloody pilots fault....nothing to see here!... Now let me get back to the Weigh Inn with two Hanuabada hand maidens, it was the Skull's shout wasn't it?"
ps Blackie don't worry about the tab on the hand maiden's either...old mate skull's got it covered...oink..oink and GD tick tock indeed!
pps left yourself open there blackie!