How have I admitted abusing FO's?
Not that it doesn't happen occasionally when required or responding to a dig in my direction.
If it was the FO saying to me "sign the paper work bitch" which in my book is perfectly acceptable banter for a FO to say to the Captain after reading a thread about a flybe incident which he had mentioned.
Pelb airways
will have to use that one. Keep the standards up even though we don't have as nice hardware as yourself.