has got to be the dumbest thing that a faceless bureaucrat could dream up
Not really. The EIR has been created through the hard work and input of GA representatives and advocates.
If you think of the rating as one which permits you access to the IFR en-route system in good VFR conditions, it can get you to your destination faster and safer under the watchful eyes of the controller.
Yeah some people will like the EIR. It has also been slated tons of times.
The bottom line is that if you don't like it, don't take up the rating. But don't have a go at others telling them what they are proposing to do is somewhat stupid.