Beagle, he walked into my hangar without a by your leave! spotted some screws on a bench, walked straight over to them ignoring me and said Ahh just what I need, can I take some, I asked who he was, got the AVM Retd Drivel, I then told him he was actually a Mr and would he mind fecking orrf..
You don't see Tony BLiar calling himself Pm Rtd do you and I cannot see why some ex RAF officer should think it is apt either, it's a total load of ballcocks.
If he had come in asked if there was any chance of scrounging a couple of screws he might of got somewhere, instead of getting me pointing out his actual rank these days and giving him some directional advice.