Well, if everyone's going to have a go at this guy, how about this:
Siam Kidd - Ex RAF Pilot (for which the url is siamshrinksyourbills.c0.uk)
ABOUT ME Hello there, my name is Siam and I was born and bred in Norwich, Norfolk. For the last 7 years, I've been busy on active duty as a Royal Air Force Pilot and over this time have flown over 10 different aircraft types ranging from small to large aircraft and even helicopters. I've travelled the world and seen and done many extraordinary things for which I feel very privileged.
About Me
Siam Kidd Half English, half Thai, born and raised in Norwich. Joined the RAF as soon as I got my A-Level results. Spent about 7 years in the air force as a pilot before leaving and setting up my own helicopter company in the civilian commercial sector. As well as having this part time business, I'm also a keen equity share and forex trader. Here's a stock tip: if you want to build up your own pension fund, don't rely on the state, invest into Telecom Plus. Look at it's history. Year on year growth combined with the board's passion to be here in 20 years...