The best, the very best 'search' I ever saw was my F/O's cheese roll - still sealed in cellophane with the 'sell-by' date, price and label intact - solemnly making its way, in splendid isolation, through the X-ray machine.
Much of the subsequent flight was spent in discussing whether she should eat it or not. I rather alarmed her by suggesting that the radiation might have produced some genetic modifications. She ate it though.
I visit her in the zoo as often as I can
One has to take a sideways look at all this and find the amusing side in order not to 'lose the plot' and start foaming at the mouth.