You guessed, nothing happened. Another urban myth. I did so want to be interrogated and claim my compo after I'd written the book.
Of course nothing happened -they are like the Spanish Inquisition ... do you really think they are going to come and nab you when you most expect it? Sleep with one eye open is all I would say. Either that or be prepared for lots of spam emails offering you all sorts of 'drugs' for "gentlemens' issues"