If it was the Department of Transport or the BIA at a gathering of Boats or Yachties, they would be giving out safety grab bags, complete with torch, safety V sheet, information on safe boating, a whistle etc.
Chalk and cheese!
How about a CASA showbag with VFG (as Frank says), hat, pen, posters, safety information, a WAC chart, safety blanket, fire lighter, torch, reflective emergency mirror, or something other than just attitude!
It's supposed to be a fun event. Those that need ramp-checking the most aren't going to pull into Temora for the Natfly event, that's for sure!