You Moron !!!!
I ordered a Nato stock number item 89-555-67-89A F14D model airplane desk size, for official gifts; not a Nato stock number 89-555-67-89B.
Take it back and get me the right one ASAP as the CO's retirement party is in 1 hour !
Or
Ah Sir, I see our new P2F (pay to fight) candidate is reporting on board with his personal effects. Boy I sure miss the old days when the service actually gave you an airplane.....