Originally Posted by stopbar
As an ATCO I was doing them mid 70's at Cranwell/Barkston Heath
- in that case you will have 'served' me. The best I had was a student's mask failure, when I said 'for a bit of fun, let's do a 'real' speechless QGH'.
"blip blip blp blip"
"Speechless a/c calling Cranwell take the callsign Speechless 1. Is this a practice?"
"Blip Blip"
SILENCE
"Speechless 1, we cannot accept you at Cranditzl"
I eventually managed to stop laughing