Fantome you grizzled ancient pelican, gone are the days when breakfast was piss and a look around, home made hamburgers and milk shakes in aluminium pots, cold and frothy, were a feast for a King, when it was considered 'cool' to be able to roll a smoke one handed on a rough 'orse.
Filthy smokes are a thing of the past (sigh)
reckon it makes the beer taste funny now though, perhaps it's the straw, or the false teeth. Anyway, are there no cows in need of your tender attentions ? (the picture is milk maids, all in a row).
Caveat to the Mods - If that mob can have chooks, wot is a flightless, therefore non aviation related post, what harm can a few milk maids for an old mate do. They're a bloody site harder to catch than Chooks of the headles, flightless variety.
Happy Easter mate (s).