GD - Besides, Doc Voodoo is the bureaucrat in waiting to sit in the big chair when it is finally agreed that the 'Angry Man' is the weakest link and it's time for goodbye.
I'll have a Coops on that, 2 as a matter of fact.
Tailwheel prohibits further 'Orse races. No further comment. However, a form guide to the big race could be cunningly instituted, perhaps with some SP odds for the star mounts. We shall see. (Silent prayer to the Horse God).
Informed commentators are tipping "Voodoo Hoodoo" as a rank outsider after an abysmal performance in the last Golden West Mafia Cup.
Inside information is that "He who must be named" has not been invited to race due a flunked anger management course, imposed by the Stewards after several warnings to his handlers and a shortage of willing jockeys.
I know Tail Wheel, I'll take it down. Devil made me do it, sometimes I just can't quite resist the temptations fate offers me. Mea Culpa.
