The tree
Once upon a time there was a big tree.
Monkeys were leaving in the upper part of the tree as well as the bottom part of the tree.
When the upper part monkeys looked down all they saw was other monkeys, while when the bottom part monkeys were looking up all they saw was a@@holes.
And all leaved well and happily ever after with a bit of moaning and yawning at the bottom part of the tree as always.