Well to be fair we don't need half as many cops as we have. In fact ANY.
My next business venture is to set up a company that does town centre public order patrol during weekends when it's busy.
I'm going to employ a load of ex bouncers and hard b*****ds. We will do all the stuff the cops do now in the town. Stand on street corners, split up fights, throw drunks out of pubs. If anyone needs arresting we can use civilian powers of detention until some cops turn up, and we will just give a statement later. Bish bosh job done and it will be LOADS cheaper.
We can probably employ a few ex cops too. They'll be plenty looking for jobs soon.
You don't need cops to that job. Bouncers been doing it for years.
Now. What's next. CID. Bugger, they've already civilianised a lot of that..!
Last edited by morris1; 31st Mar 2012 at 16:38.