I do hope that I scotched all those 'going home cos I'm a poof' rumours..... Granted I didn't stay for a curry, but then I never did like to confuse drinking and eating.
Must've had a great time cos the 5 or 6 hours I was there shot by, save a few moments...well, one.
BRL - The memory of you sitting there with a three inch bogey welded to your little finger, is not one that I will forget in a hurry.
Grim Reaper 14 will not be going to the 'Valentines' bash because-
a) His girlfriend will have left him by then if he keeps getting home b0ll0cksed;
b) He can't bear the thought of causing
Iain Poll's team to lose to St.Dunstans reserve team (ladies) again;
c)
BRL won't give him an assurance that he'll blow his nose;
d) Someone else will have a 'photo-phone' by then and he'll have no control over which images get mailed to 'Big Red'.
Glad to see that two (three with Fu-Fu) girls managed to turn up this time. I can't believe that one of them took the whip home though

Typical....