Well, well, well. I wouldn't have put 'Spreadsheet Phil' down as a natural proponent of the Hokey Cokey. Perhaps he will give us a verse or two when he comes to make his announcement to the House Of Commons. Well done, Not_a_Boffin. Seems you got there before the USN did.
Meantime, Norway is gagging for F35 (helps if you have one of the few remaining strong economies in the West, underpinned by buckets of oil)
Norway May Speed F-35 Buy | Defense News | defensenews.com, and Mr Kopp and Mr Sweetman, well-known F35 antagonists, would have it that the 'injuns' are already lying in wait in the rocks above the pass, armed with new bows and arrows and waiting for the coyboys to arrive.
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