Steve, .... Cricket! ....please.
Cricket is a sport for all those school kids and Unco's who didn't get picked to play Rugby at school. People only play cricket because they're no good at fishing.
Rugby League, (not the Rugby that is 'Played in Heaven', because it's played by a bunch of fairies), are the great and Godlike sportsmen and they drink Bundy, lots of it. Puts hair on your chest and balls. ***League players make the best pilots, because they've got an interesting topic to talk about on long sectors*** (Aviation content)
Other minor sports like soccer and hockey are played by under 17's and people who haven't yet worked out they're gay.
Golf is a sport for people who other people don't want to play with.
Sailing, each and every sailor is a Bundy drinker, the Rugby League players kindred spirit.
Tennis is a noble sport, there might be a few Bundy drinkers amongst them.
That just leaves Road Cyclists, the sport for people dedicated to Organ Donation.
God bless Road Cyclists. I hope they don't drink the Bundy, because we may need their organs one day. No offence to organ donators, they are truly magnificent.