I don't doubt you play with a straight bat, but I'll still take the chocky frog anyway. (Really like them chocky frogs, eh). That RV sure is a goer.
As for that Coopers stuff, if it was any good they'd put some more preservatives in it. Crowny Gold's a good drop, but why would anyone drink anything other than Bundy anyway???? Puts a bit of fight back into an old dog.