Theres a simple solution to this.
1. Give the Argies the Falklands, based on an agreement that Lionel Messi is given a full UK passport based on intelligence he has a Grandma born and still living in Kent.
2. Next World Cup, England V Argentina in the final. Messi scores the winner for England with a "hand of god".
3. Just shoot Morrissey anyway, who needs him
Last edited by Flightmech; 11th Mar 2012 at 20:27.