This will be a real hoot of a conference, a 'must attend' for those who enjoy watching paint dry, mixing with the alleged elite of society or for those who like to sit around playing with themselves and compensating for their small weeners by sprouting off large intellectual words -
http://www.alaanz.org/pdf/ALAANZ-201...ry-Program.pdf
Some obvious highlights of the conference would be as follows:
Day 1 session 1 - Words of wisdom (or an anger outbust) by the Screaming Skull.
Day 1 session 4 - Just Culture by the one and only Mr Alleck. This should be great as Alleck potentialy rips apart the very model ICAO mandated.
It has been rumoured that end of day activities may include -
2000 - 2300 The day will end in a tea room lined with leather couches where all and sundry will relax in their slippers with cigars, panama hats, schnapps and canopes. The highlight will be a session of high level intellectual wankery where evey 14 letter large robust word in the English dictionary will be thrown around like confetti at a wedding, a 'must see'.
2300 - 2330 The inuagural 'Weener Measuring Chapionship'! A hilarious tradition among the elite who lack anything else of substance.
0001 - 0030 More hijinks as all compete in the 'Limp Handshake Contest'. Legal eagles take on their own in a robust competition where 'winner takes all'. Last years winner from Canberra Australia, Mr Flyingfiend is rumoured to have been preparing for months, exercising his hand muscles by writing a thesis on
'Aviation Witchdoctory - A Regulators Sorcery Tale', sharpening pencils, lifting cups of green tea and writing minutes.
Yes viewers, more of your tax money going to waste sending these bureaucrats on yet another overseas jolly!
P.S
A special thankyou to the CASA frontline staff who will be going about their business (shortstaffed no doubt) while valuable funds are pissed away in typical bureacratic style.
Now, where are my pig pictures!
P.S.S Apparently Kharon was invited to attend, and provide some recitals of Hamlet and Macbeth but he wisely declined, he could smell the stench of hyprocirsy, spin and pony poo from a mile away!