Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I've finally got SFFP.... I knew a chap just like him on II Sqn.
Jock Sinclair was his name. A very nice chap but he was as tight as a ducks arse... He'd use the RAF issue carbolic soap to shower, washed his boot laced weekly and allowed himself £5 a month to spend "frivolously".... He was saving for a croft in the Scottish north...
Now I begin to understand SFFP's "retirement"....
He's now realizing he's going to be a pauper but can't back down on his previous claims that he's sitting pretty....
Sucks eh?
