A funny one from India.
Aircraft in level flight, FL200, dead calm, dirty brown haze below, cloudless blue all around.
Ding ding,
CC, "Captain, there's a lady here asking why we aren't moving, She says we're sitting up here making lots of noise, but not going anywhere".
Captain, "Aah, tell her not to worry, while we're sitting up here, the earth is revolving underneath us, when Jabalpur comes, we'll come down again".
Short pause,
CC, " Thank you Captain, explanation accepted"
