Judging time!
In 3rd place is NutLoose with:
Private Scroggins was determine that in future he would go private to get his ischuria treated instead of relying on British Army medical treatment.
Runner up is Buster's:
"...and she's cli-im-bing her stair-air-way...to Wrexham...."
Winner this time is CoffmanStarter, with:
Kate ... when you said "let's play pontoon lads" ... this isn't quite what we had in mind !
Well done CoffmanStarter - take it away!!