Dear Xenia,
I am sorry you had to go to bed so early, obviously age is catching up with you and all this noise (music) and young people (under 60) were too much for you.
But you must also understand that sharing a room was by no means a garantee for you to enjoy my body for a whole crazy night. Nice try though and appreciate the compliment, sorry I was kept very busy by all the ladies downstairs
I actually figured out that it would be kind of me to statisfy the women present that day, as a group rather than offering my "services" to only one.
It would have been a bit selfish of me which is far from being my intention.
Still I will not spoil your fun and let you tell anyone you like that you slept with me
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Glad I could help though (at no charge
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PS: Please feel free to re-apply for another night but I regret to inform you that our current policy doesn't allow you to do so before a period of 24 months has lapsed.
Of course feel free to keep your file updated so should a vacancy arise, no doubt we will be looking at your application for further requirement.
Because our selection department is rather small and in order to keep our ressources focused for maximum efficiency, DO NOT CALL, TURN UP OR FAX. However, make sure your online application is filled in at regular intervals
Regretably you have been unsuccessful this time round but we wish you all the best in your quest for the perfect man (or the next best thing).