"Seriously? Assessments are now issued on a "first come, first serve basis". That stinks a bit.
What happened to the kindly people phoning up offering dates?"
Are you being serious?
Why shouldn't you expect a company the size of BA chase after you for a position for which there are hundreds if not thousands of applicants?
Why should you have to show a bit of dedication and determination in checking the website for assessment dates?
Shiny ten - you have come across quite badly in your last post. Get a grip.