Argentina threatens launch of Shanghai Surprise 2 against UK
Sean Penn is working with the Argentina military to release a three-hour sequel to the movie Shanghai Surprise if the UK refuses to give up its rights to the Falkland Islands, it was revealed today.
The plot, dubbed the Movie of Mass Destruction, has been uncovered by British Army intelligence, just hours after the US actor publicly backed Argentina over the South Atlantic islands.
It is understood Penn will reunite with his ex-wife Madonna to inflict a double DVD of Shanghai Surprise 1 and 2, if a diplomatic solution to the conflict cannot be found.
