It's utterly amusing and ironic that a bunch of low-class servers/glorified wait staff are gathered together to exchange what they think are funny anecdotes on the people paying their pathetic laughable salaries. Are you guys really in your thirties and making US$28,000 a year (about US$2,300 a month, data from this forum)?
I think all that flying and jetlag, pushing of trolleys to dispense food and beverage and fetching of newspapers have eroded your brains to the point that you have forgotten who you are and who we are. You're the lowly peon paid to serve us. That's your job and who you are.
Do it well with a smile and shut up after you're done serving.