Alwayzinit - I feel for you.
Not Falklands related, but I was in a hotel bar in Beirut, where there was much alcohol, dancing and free food. All the ingredients for a great evening. Food was Mexican, which struck me as odd in Lebanon, but the Churros were rather splendid. Well, the dancing continues, and an older distinguished guy in a penguin suit slips on lands on his front. Everyone else in the bar is horrified, but not I. Roadster280 is pissing himself laughing, and of course the whole room stops and scowls at me.
Apparently it's not the done thing to laugh at the Mexican Ambassador when he slips over and starfishes into the floor.