Must of got through when an ASIC carrying flight crew were 'randomly' getting bomb swiped and bag searched
Back when crew were getting screened almost every time...
Screener: Blah blah blah...selected for explosive screening...blah blah
Me: Whatever.
Screener: you don't look happy today
Me: I'm just worried.
Screener: Worried about what?
Me: About how many of the actual security threats that are walking by right now, while you are screening me, are going to board my flight.
That usually put a stop to the inane conversation.