And as for the Robirch pork pie, which was usually so stale that the inside rattled around like a dice in a cup...
On Vs, I always gave my Mars Bar to the AEO for his young daughter. She was really upset when we were re-crewed later. I also used to give the piece of cling film wrapped moustrap cheese to one of our Air Engs on the VC10K - his shih tzu loved it. But then In-Flight started giving us some wrapped soft cheese instead - he tried his hound on that and then spent half an hour combing the residue out of its whiskers/ears/paws....
To be honest, I'm surprised that crew rations (except for trips of over 5 hours) weren't binned years ago.
Last edited by BEagle; 10th Feb 2012 at 15:15.