Sounds like a job for a room full of QCs
You're not wrong. They could probably go for a few months on the meaning of the word 'No', then do the same for 'Push', and round it all off with another year or so working out what is actually meant by the two together.
We've got some lawyer stuff going on at the moment, and he charges $43.50 per phone call. It's all very neatly itemised on the bill.
It's probably opportune to remember that "decal" is an abbreviation for "decalcomania".
By crikey, I looked it up and he's right. That's something I've never ever heard before - sounds more like a fear of cleaning soap scum out of the shower.