And the winner is..... And I hate to say this...
Buster.... with an obvious intimate knowledge and terminology for this sort of thing, with
Stand back Achmed, here comes the surge!
2nd is
simon brown with
"You should be a sailor son! ive 'eard most camels are full of Arab seamen"
And finally with 3rd place
Shytorque with
You're right, she is tighter than the wife and better legs, too. The deal's on!
So
over to you Buster