For reference (and I'm pretty sure of this actually): Crack whores, paedophiles =/= schadenfreude posters on pprune. I know this because my cat said so. Even it knows this fact. And it's quite feeble, mentally at least.
But that's all besides the point, because I also think you've misunderestimated (bring back Bush!) the tone of this thread
I can only suggest shedding some mass.