Fedral Court: It is alleged that between August 2009 & August 2010, Mr Milton Jones was the pilot in command of Robinson R22, helicopter registered VH-HZI when he consumed alcoholic liquor within 8 hours of the departure of the aircraft.
Willyleaks: It is alleged that between August 2000 & August 2001, Mr S. Clause was the pilot in command of Reindeer R6, sled registered NP-HOHO when he consumed alcoholic liquor within 8 hours of the departure of the mission.
Willyleaks: It is alleged that between August 2002 & August 2003, Mr E. Bunny was the pilot in command of Chocolate Egg, blimp registered EB YUM when he consumed alcoholic liquor within 8 hours of the departure of the blimp.
Willyleaks: It is alleged that between August 2003 & August 2004, Mr H. Potter was the pilot in command of Nimbus 2000 racing broom registered HP TRIX when he consumed alcoholic liquor within 8 hours of the departure of the broom
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CASA are developing skills previously unknown to mankind, what's next, telepathic Show Cause; or perhaps a bit of spoon bending, to while away the hours waiting for the next signed confession to arrive.
I thought this was all just a rumour, but the way I am hearing it, seems not.