Not denying that Bournemouth has some fine ladies, in fact my missus originates from the area but to claim that the ales there are any better than on the rest of the English Ale is rubbish.
And anyone claiming that the sea in Jan-March is swimmable has other ideas than I have about comfort.
Southern Summer in that time of the year can only be found on the other side of the equator so will have to be SA or Oz.
Come on share the secret, Dutchie!
FD