Mr B.
500N's is indeed the real thing. I hope people don't somestimes misunderstand him. Nothing as priceless as proper banter!
Still have the fan scars - will find suitable picture soonest - not pretty.
I did indeed own a big Canadian. We called him Don. Bit of a c0ck up on the getting on with the boss on exchange front, so left a bit early. Now living in BC and in good shape. You have a scary memory!!!!