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Old 23rd Nov 2002, 12:56
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Uncle Cracker
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: EMA
Posts: 50
NIMBY's at EMA!!!

I bring you this report live from EMA.

As I speak, a crowd of demonstrators have gathered at the main airport entrance. They are campaigning against further development and a second runway. Some have taken to using cars to slow traffic to a snail's pace whilst others are using serious expressions and even brief eye contact to wither passing drivers.

Excuse me madam. Could I ask a couple of questions please?
When you bought your house, was there an airport nearby?
There was? Was this pointed out to you? It was?
Then why did you still buy it?

I'm going to have to hurry you.


Back to the studio then.

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